Eragon Spoof - Waiting

The characters of Christopher Paolini's Eragon, while waiting around for the fourth book.

Galbatorix: Mwahaha you will neverss defeat me!!!!
Eragon: yoink *steals mug of ale*
Galbatorix: Oy!!!
Arya: Eragon, stop picking on him.
Galbatorix: *sob*
Shruikan oh shut it you pansy I don't know how you became king in the first place
Galbatorix: I'm a master of hacking people's minds *retarded happy face*
Eragon: Try me, we have ages here anyway
Galbatorix: O #CENSORED CENSORED OHMYGODDIDHEREALLYSAYTHAT OHMYGODHOWCOULDITHINKLIKETHIS# yes - #I'MSORRYKEEP CENSORED CENSORED#
Eragon: o__________o
...
Roran: Seriously I didn't need to hear .. or see .. that ....
Durza: Co-
Random Twin no.1: You're dead, piss off
Roran: so are you, get your ass outta here
Random Twin no.2: Not until we have a few drinks first
*Twins #CENSORED#*
Saphira OH MY GOD GET A ROOM!!!! D:
Arya: So am I seriously going to be the fourth rider??
Nasuada: No, I am!!! *sqeaul*
*Arya and Nasuada catfight*
Murtagh: Haha hot
Eragon: *droooools*
Roran: *staaarrree*
Katrina: Hey!!! *slaps Roran*
Saphira oy, you!!! Elf!!!!! I luuurrrrrvvv youuuuuuuu honey!!!! *whistles*
Eragon: *donk**facepalm**bangs head on wall**blacks out*
Orik: Ohnoes that dragon's drunk again
Hrothgar: Hmm... *disapproving look*
Orik: OMAGOD ur alive!!!! *glomp*
*Hrothgar falls away in dust*
Orik: oopsy daisy
Solembum: Hahaha!!!!! I'm druunnnk!!!!!!! Lala!!!!! He who walks alone is coming to Varden!!!!! Lalala
Nasuada: Wha?? Who coming to *hic* Varden??
Roran: People!!! Who's *hic* drunk??
Saphira: Not mee_eeeee *blacks out*
Thorn: Hmm.... she looks cuter when she's drunk...
Elva: Are we there yet?? Are we there yet??
Christopher Paolini: Uggh, let me write in peace!!!
Elva: Hahaha my questions are causing you pain >)
Chris *facepalm*
Angela: *hic* look its a rain*hic*bow cloud I have to study that *hic* it not right
Murtagh: We're indoors .... *hic*
Galbatorix: No we're *hic* in that one place that *hic* I've been before...
Chris P.: Ok that's it I'm erasing all the ale
Saphira *gasp* ohnoes!!!! D:
Orik: That will not be tolerated!!!! *hic*
Chris: Alright, I won't, geez
Galbatorix *gets on Shruikan* Farewell my fellow creatures I shall go for a (Shruikan takes off) *Galby falls off**doomph*
Krystal: haha I've always wanted to see that happen!!!!
Everyone: >(
Krystal: ...what?? :
Eragon: MY story!!!! MINE!!!! >(
Krystal: alright alright ... *sniff*
Islanzadi: I command thee to leave the premises!!!
Krystal (mutters) fine then be that way *slam*
Galbatorix: Well hello there, I'm a king and your a queen...
Islanzadi: o__o
Murtagh: I'm drunk!!! Yay!!!! *happy face:
Eragon: *vomits* I'm more *hic* dr - *vomit* - unkfslksjdf
Roran: I love you Ra'zac!!!!!!!!!
*kisses shorter Ra'zac*
CP: 0___o
Thorn: you guys!!! Getta freakin' room!!! D:
Green Dragon: hello!!! I hatched!!!! lalala
Thorn: No you didn't, get back in there!!!! And, between me and you, you don't want to hatch either, until the Varden steal you
Greeny: o.O wth??
Thorn: Ah stuff that hatch for Arya
Arya: Yay!!!!!! *happy face*
Nasuada: Aaargh!!!!! How can you be so cruel!!!!! *bangs Thorn's head on wall*
Murtagh: Ah shit #%&@(#%*
Thorn *growl**faint*
Saphira: nom
Solembum: I seriously don't recommend that ... you should try an Urgal eye, it's not as gross as it sounds
Saphira: um, no thanks
Nar Gajvok: You'd better not, dragon
Solembum: *nom*

To be continued...