Eragon Spoof - Waiting Ch.2

Part two of my retarded 'in between books' waiting for the characters of the Inheritance Cycle - by Christopher Paolini. I'm sure they're really bored; it's been quite a while (take a hint, Chris).

Durza: Give me that egg!!! *snatches at green egg*
Galbatorix: No!! Leave us, that's an order!!!
Durza: I'm dead, what do I care about you?? *scrabbles*
Angela: Oooh I'm going to be the next Rider, right?? I know it. I can feel it, just as I can feel that Elva is pissed off at me. Lemme touch that egg, you'll see what I mean.
Saphira: *he likes me -pick leaf-, he likes me not -pick leaf-, he likes me -pick leaf-...
Thorn: ... what about me?? I like you...
Elva: hahaha jealousy!!! I love it when people feel that way. So easy to make fun of and manipulate!!!
Nasuada: I'm not drunk..
Eragon: twelve sentences into the fan fiction and I still haven't said anything!! I'm the main character, I should be first to speak!!! *vomits slightly from previous drunkness*
Nar Garjvok: GET OFF ME YOU FERAL CAT!!!!!! MY EYE!!!!!!!!
Krystal: Haha that was funny Urgals have delayed reaction apparently, 15 sentences since Solembum bit your eye, and only now you react!!
Galbatorix: What is it with you and measuring time by sentences??!!
Krystal: AAARGH!!!!! DON'T MIND HACK ME *run and hides behind chair*
..._{they should really make bigger chairs}...
Murtagh: Seriously, it's not like it's the fourth book!! We don't do much but sit around and wait here, don't worry.
Krystal: <3
Murtagh: uh oh...
Eragon: Hey what about me??!! I'm the main character!!!
Krystal: Meh, you're a goody goody. And you've said that several times now, we are aware that you are the main character.
Eragon: Hmmph.
Brom: It is unwise to battle your friends over fangirls.
Eragon: *stubborn sigh* It's unfair, this is my story. I don't see a book called 'Murtagh'!!
Murtagh: unfortunately CP made a typo when he named the book
Krystal: Hey by the way did you dye your hair in the third book??
Murtagh: no...
Krystal: then why it change colour??
Murtagh: I didn't notice...
Krystal: lol then CP must have been drunk while he wrote it XD
Eragon: Attention HERO IS HERE *points to self* Grr hmmph >( I'm angwy
Brom: Hey, dude, at least you weren't killed off halfway through the first book, which should really be named after me, as a tribute and apology for my death from CP.
Christopher: All right, I'm sorry, geez, dude. *empties beer mug*
Krystal: KNEW it!!!
Saphira: *gulp gulp gulp* *ROAR!!!!*
Eragon: Saphira, stop drinking.
Saphira: I can't. All living things need a liquid to sustain their life, or they will dry up and shrivel and die. Even camels need water.
Thorn: Need I back her up??
Eragon: I mean stop getting yourself drunk or you'll -
Saphira: -bonk- *crashes into wall**blacks out*
Eragon: Oh fu*3#@!$%^&^& *faints*
Shruikan: Now to make my grand entrance!!!! Raor!!!!
Simba: That was pathetic. *ROARS*
Angela: haha *subdued hic* do you see that or is just me?? Haha cartoon lion haha
Simba: >(
Krystal: sorry, I got bored.
Roran: *panics* WHERE'S KATRINA!?!?! I SWEAR I LEFT HER SOMEWHERE ROUND HERE!!!
Krystal: dude, it's not like she's your car keys
Everyone (except drunk or fainted people): ??
Krystal: ...
Galbatorix: She's not part of our world, I'll remove her. *starts mind hack*
Krystal: ohgreatohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit
Galbatorix: that's the weirdest mental barrier I've ever come across. *starts to worm through barrier*
Krystal: ohshitohshitohshitohshityayitsnotsohardohshitohshitohshitohshit
Galbatorix: *starts to do previous mind hack method* #CENSORED##CENSORED#
Krystal: OHNOES NOT THAT ONE!!! D: ur sleeping on the couch *slam*
Galbatorix: wha?? o.O
Eragon: *wakes up**mumbles* Seriously, get out of my story!!! >(
Krystal: NO!!
Eragon: LEAVE!!!!!
Krystal: Sorry, you don't happen to have one of those gold coins on ya, do you?? I might as well take a souveni-
Eragon: LEAVE!!!! *tantrum*
Krystal: OMG WTF?? Fine I'll leave gawdsh. *slam* ... *comes back* can I have a picture?? My friends would be so freake-
Galbatorix: *starts mind hack again*
Krystal: ohneos *runs*
Durza: Finally, she pisses me off.
Eragon: Get out!!! I killed you, you no longer exist!! Leave at once!!!
Ra'zac: Letssss get them now when theysss are vunerable and drunkkk!!! *click click whistle*
Other Ra'zac: *click whistle click click* Hey look I'm making mussssic!!!! *click whistle click clack click whistle*
Chris: *facepalm: You're not drunk too, I suppose??
Orik: meh, everyone's drunkness wore out already. ... *hic*
Gandalf: Hey, wait, wrong story, sorry... *turns to leave*
Brom: *staaarrrees* Why did you copy my hair??!! It's protected by copyright laws!!!
Gandalf: I came first, you copied me. >(
Morzan: *smirk*
Eragon: Oh, so random people can just pop up out of nowhere now, eh??
Shrek: Yes, because your place is at a crossroads, so we pass through all the time. Everyone's story has a place for their characters to wait around, see, and you've chosen a busy spot.
Darth Vader: so can I have a go at breaking that star rose thing?? Looks pretty epic, I love stuntz.
Entire nation of dwarfs: No!!!! *kills him with flying axes* >(
Eva: sorry for being here, I'm lost *hides smile*
Elva: ??????????!!!!!!!!!!
Eragon: You're that girl again!!! Don't think I won't reconize you with that lipstick on!!!
Nasuada: hey I like that colour, where might I get one??
Eva: GIMP photo editing
Nasuada: cool, thanks!!
Morzan: Nobody notices me?!?!
Murtagh: *no comment* *drinks*
Eva: Are you wearing contact lenses??!!
Morzan: ??
Eva: haha I like confusing people
Elva: what??
Eva: hahaha
Elva: ???????????
Eva: haha it's so fun confusing people
Elva: o__O
Eva: I didn't realize when I chose this name...
Elva: oh of course not -hmmph >(
Eva: awkward...